Story time,

Once upon a time in high school, around 2009ish, I was waiting for some friends outside of the school when I was suddenly approached by a rather pretty girl for some reason that I cannot recall. Needless to say I was flabbergasted as this had never happened to me before. We conversed for several minutes when suddenly, out of the depths of Elk Grove high school’s portable wing appeared a rather pompous lad with a reputation of being the local asshole. This asshole wore a ridiculous hair cut with an absurd bright red streak going across the side this day and before I could even make a comment to ruin this poor lad’s day, this pretty girl broke out in joyous laughter reminiscent of a heavenly choir which obviously cut to this poor fools very soul. It was at this glorious moment that I realized that this girl was not like the others and had a rather large pair of metaphorical cahones. Naturally I decided to hang out with her that day. Fast forward 14 years later and we have built a wonderful family and two glorious children.

Then end.